General
Writer, Jackbox Games (2021-)
Headline Contributor, The Onion (2021-)
Contributor, Reductress (2019-)
Managing Editor, The Belladonna Comedy (2021)
Your Personality, As Explained On Twitter By One Extremely Specific Aspect Of Your Childhood (with Lillian Stone)
Modern-Day Passover Plagues (with Molly Kessler)
If Trans Kids Are Able To Transition…
My Real Life as a Writer vs. the Award-Winning Biopic About My Life as a Writer
Excerpts from The House Of Girth, Edith Wharton’s 1905 Novel About Powerlifting
Nine Scenes From The Recently Discovered Cut Of Flubber Where Flubber Has Bones
Recent: If Cancel Culture Isn’t Real, Then Why Did I Just Shatter My Hymen Trying to Land a Kickflip?
The 5 Most Problematic Sea Shanties We Heard the Old Sea Captain Sing On Our Company’s Annual Whale-Watching Trip
The Next Stimulus is Just a Six-Pack of Mike’s Hard Lemonade and a Gun With a Single Bullet in It
Recent: A Guide to Solo Halloween Costumes for Lesbians in Quarantine
Lez Try It: Sword Fighting á la Lost and Delirious
The Four Robots You Meet in Quarantine
You Say I’m “Playing God” Like It’s A Bad Thing, Babe
A Brief History of Chess
Welcome To My Urban Outdoor Oasis
Frequently Asked Questions About 4% Jazz, The World’s Only Radio Station That Plays 4% Jazz (Second Place, Slackjaw Humor Writing Challenge 2021)
Dispatches From My Riverboat Casino Quarantine
All Saints Catholic High School Presents “Angels! In America! The Musical!” (with Jennie Egerdie)
Our Town Don’t Take Too Kindly To Outsiders, And This Writhing Mass Of Crabs Is No Exception
An Encyclopedia Of Uncles
What’s Your State’s Official Beverage?
A Guide to All the "Bar Rescue" TV You're Watching in Quarantine
Misc. Humor Writing
5 Hallmark Christmas Movies That Were Greatly Improved By The Addition Of Nicholas, The Christmas Robot
On Becoming Vin Diesel
You Might Have Missed Me, But Stephen Sondheim Didn’t
House of Rooms
An original choose-your-own-adventure game
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